Following Tim Lincecum's career best start which included a complete game, 0 earned runs and a career high 15 strike outs the Giants picked up offensive juggernaut Ryan Garko.

    In case you don't know who Ryan Garko is he was the first baseman for the Cleveland Indians and so far this year he has hit 11 home runs and driven in 39 runs. His 11 home runs will tie him with Bengie Molina for second most on the team and his 39 RBI's will tie him for 5th on a team that has scored the second fewest runs in the NL.

    I just want to personally apologize to the San Francisco Giants fans and ownership for all those mean words I said about their lack of hitting and lack of wanting to win. Here is hoping they can go out and pick up some more big name bats like Scott Hariston, Chase Headley or Nick Johnson.

    By the way this is a joke and so are the Giants.